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The sights, the smells, the fights. The male nudity. Tour tips part 2.

Come for the tips on keeping your merch in check, stay for the stories of near-death.

It will probably be very hard for you to pick album artwork that you and your bandmates can agree upon. Chapter eight can be read as a thesis on the virtues of being a one-man band.

Click tracks: are they your worst enemy? Maybe. Chapter Seven paints a harrowing picture of your first recording experience.

Daz Cook navigates shark-infested waters in Chapter Six of his guide to math rock, covering how to explain to your co-workers what kind of band you're in. Good luck, sailor.

By turns hilarious and catastrophic, Daz Cook breaks things down in Chapter Five, painting a striking portrait of how your first few gigs will go, and what you can do to survive them.

Daz returns with Chapter Four. This time, how to use a future device called "the internet" to make your band popular with a small subset of people.